
DISCLAIMER
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
LOLOS is not a drug, supplement, stimulant, sedative, aphrodisiac, or lifestyle. However, LOLOS is a tasty as f*$k snack.
WHAT’S INSIDE: roasted lotus seeds.
Actually organic ingredients.
WARRANTIES: No preservatives. No additives.
That’s it. No mystery ingredients or three-worded chemicals. Simple, right?
WARNING - By opening a bag of LOLOS, you acknowledge the following foreseeable risks:
You may finish the bag.
You may immediately open another bag.
You may become “addicted” to binging on LOLOS.
You may start becoming suspicious of other snack labels and their evil ingredients.
Soon, LOLOS will expand the operation and make “clean munchies” the standard.
At that point, we’ll establish the Department of Snack Security to investigate the health snack frauds and cancer-inducing junk food that have committed debauchery. This is our munch manifesto.
Contact Us
If you or someone you know is experiencing a LOLOS “addiction”, please reach out.
We will respond with more LOLOS.

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